Been lurking for a while and you motherfuckers need jesus. That being said I too need jesus so we have that shit in fucking common.

A little about me. I like long walks off short piers, girls with daddy issues and most importantly Pharms. I would love to try H but i know it would fucking ruin my world and I'd end up dead or in jail but no question id ending up jerking off cocks to get my fix.

Im straight BTW. I also have a fucking gambling problem...... by problem i mean addiction. I'm fucked up and do dumb ass shit to the most important people in my life because im a selfish prick.

Dear chicks, I'm semi attractive, totally fucking awesome but also married with kids (love and marriage love and marriage). I live in Northern California and I work with kids. Crazy right. Im sarcastic and witty as shit and not at all thirsty...... wel a little thirsty but what ever.

Dear Dudes, Don't think because I said I'd jerk off bouquets of cocks to feed my H addiction that I wanna see your cock. I don't. I do however want to make you laugh and offer up my experiences.

In closing I'd like to say A/S/L and tits or GTFO. Naw JK I dont care where you live. So talk to me bitches addicts and totally awesome humans.