Like a lot of us on here, I've depleted my whole life-savings in pursuit of that sexy thorny dragon. At this point I unconsciously picture money as heroin so when someone says they won $100 on a scratch-off all I hear is that some lucky bastard just won a fat gram of tar. With my usual methods of middlemanning and adderall-selling running dry and no experience with theft (or even what to steal), I need y'all's help.

Be it scam, theft, or complicated investment strategy, what's your favorite go-to method of making a pocketful of dope-money fast? Got some tips of the trade? Share em'! I haven't posted in quite some time but I've been a bropiate for over 3 years, so long that I remember when we used to shamelessly call ourselves bropiates. Now I need your help. What's your game, /r/opiates?