I was a homeless white monkey in Shanghai then I got employed by the Chinese Mafia

This will probably sound weird to some people and this is probably the weirdest thing in my anyways very strange life. When I was 21 I thought I’d never find the love of my life and I “gave up on life”. I was on YouTube and one of the ads asked me if I wanted to go to China and I thought why not and I applied using the email I use for potential spam sites. They accepted me and I thought I was going to be an au pair (this was long before I became a porn star). I am terrified of heights and generally can’t fly but in my depression I thought it’d be ok if I died so I wasn’t as scared. I arrived in China and it turned out the au pair agency made me make a fake VISA as a student because there’s no VISA for au pairs, so I was a fake student and it turned out the school address they put wasn’t real and I went there and there’s literally no school. So I was a fake student at a school that doesn’t exist. The family I worked for was very wealthy and all of them were really nice people and I was apparently hired to be an English teacher for a 2 year old (who turned 3 a while after my arrival). The family was a mother, her sister and brother, their nanny, private chef and and we all lived together in a 5 story house and we had a private chauffeur as well. Right next to there was another 5 story house for their daughter, I can post a pic from one of the rooms if anyone’s interested, it was decorated for kids and really cool! Later into my job I realised I could get nice white monkey jobs to supplement my income. I look half Chinese, however, I am very good-looking which is probably why I could get these jobs anyways despite looking Chinese and being short. One day we had an argument me and the au pair organisation and I thought my 3000 rmb salary was way too low so I quit and they can’t send the police after me because our contract was fake anyways. I chose to become homeless and squat at a person I’ve never met but matched with on tinder and he was not attractive irl so I didn’t know what to do and I don’t want to be too intrusive, so I looked for another place to live and I got employed as a fake teacher and ended up living in a room with 2 other teachers inside the headmasters house with him, his wife and kids, but they cheated me for money and so I was out buying food with the little money I had left and in the store I met another foreigner, Mr. Rosenthal who when I got to know him after 10 minutes turned out to be a multi-millionaire having an 11-room penthouse apartment in Shanghai with a private gym inside and he said I could live in one of the rooms and he already has a girl that he’s dating living there (very beautiful Chinese woman) and I got a room to live in. I told him the next day I’m looking for a job and he told me he works in real estate but he thinks he can help be but it’ll not be an ordinary job and I told him alrighty I always worked odd jobs anyways. The next day he said we are going to the job interview and to dress nice and I asked him what the job was and he said he didn’t know, so I wore an all-pink cute outfit (shorts crop top) and we drove off and we got into the pizzeria (pizzerias are considered high-end and fancy in Chinese culture) and two 50 year olds, a brother and sister. Mr. Rosenthal speaks fluent mandarin so they all talked in mandarin together and I only knew only maybe 20 words at the time. They looked at me and they asked me in broken English; do you like Thai food? I said yes and they asked me if I want a free trip to Thailand. I said yes, but Mr. Rosenthal took me aside and said he doesn’t know what they work with and that they only pretend to work in real estate and told me to say I can’t do it now straight away. After the 3 of them talking, they said they wanted me, I don’t know for what and they brought me to their car that they were very proud of, it was very big, red and they said it’s a Ferrari. I got in the car and the sisters first question was “do you need money?” And I thought do I need money, well I guess so I said “yeah, sure” and she took out her wallet and gave me 2k RMB out of the blue. I was taken aback and got more excited and happy for whatever good things would happen next. They gave me their own room, I asked them what I should work with and they said don’t worry and then I didn’t worry. The next couple of weeks would be the brother making cocaine grimasses all the time, them receiving weird packages, having family and friends visiting and showing me pictures of their spouses who are all in jail in Australia and their lavish lifestyles. I didn’t think anything of all of it because I would go out with sister and she would buy with her friends everything I want, clothes, makeup etc, no matter how expensive. I was given money to go to the cinema, eat at fancy restaurants but I had to go to their boring meetings almost every evening with fancy Chinese men or family members being introduced as whatever they felt like that day, “my engelishe teachaaar”, “my englishe fraand” and so on. All meetings were in extremely fancy restaurants, some in secret rooms with long red velour curtains to completely shelter and create a room only for us at the meeting. There’d always be a minimum of 8 people, but often many many more as well. At some point my visa was expiring and I told them and they gave me a free trip to Hong Kong and I think I nearly died because of a grape fruit but I went there to fix my VISA and they gave me HK money. I came back, but it turned out I had made a wrong VISA! So they told me I smell like white people (probably their way of saying we can’t really use you anymore, we’ve shown you off to everyone) and they bought a ticket for me to go home to Denmark. When I was in Denmark I reminded them they promised me a trip to Thailand and then they said if I have time to go to Thailand tomorrow and I could so the next day I went to Thailand for 2 weeks for free and it was a lot of fun, but that’s where my fear of flying came back, long story but I didn’t fly since, you see, I sat next to a Swedish (?) Norwegian (?) man not sure his nationality anymore and he told me about airplanes that crash and he almost crashed and he got super drunk and all the stewardesses trying running after him in the entire airplane and he kept running around and there was very extreme turbulence later and a woman passed out and they couldn’t find her pulse for a while right next to my seat so she was there for 2 or 3 hours lying on the floor right where my eyes look because I look down because I don’t like flying I forgot to say I think the Chinese family are Mafia because I googled why Chinese Pete tend to do real estate and they say they might be mafia

Ps if you think putting 2 condoms on your phone to be able to take photos underwater, I’ll have to warn you IT DOESNT WORK ITS A SCAM FOLKS! 😡

There’s a second part, but I’ll have to ask HealerKalani (on Instagram) if I can say it or if she wants to tell y’all, but shes crazier than me lol 😂 she was so unhinged I almost had a heart attack on her behalf. Now she’s more calm like me