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I was really excited when my boyfriend and I decided that we finally wanted to give it a try: Anal sex. I had already heard and read a lot about it and was now ready to indulge in this new experience.
First, we lay down on the bed and began to kiss passionately. I felt him put his hands on my bottom again and again and every touch made my heart beat even faster. Then he suddenly said, "Honey, I want to try it now."
I turned around and got down on all fours. My boyfriend got some lube and put it on his little friend and also on my back door. I could feel him slowly penetrating and drilling deeper and deeper into me. I closed my eyes and tried to relax when suddenly something happened that I hadn't expected.
My stomach started to grumble and I realized that I suddenly had to go to the toilet very urgently. Oh no, I thought in a panic, please not now! But it was too late. I just couldn't hold it in any longer and let out a huge fart in the heat of the moment.
My friend stopped immediately and asked: "Is everything okay? What was that?" I looked at him in horror and confessed, "I think I just gave a little feedback." My friend had to laugh and said, "You don't need to worry about that, it happens more often than you think. Let's just get on with it."
Tbh it was really cute from him.. but I was so ashamed that I ran into my bathroom and cried.
The end of the story: I am single and I don't know if its because of my mistake or I didn't wanted to try it again
thank you for your words I really appreciate that
I hope so too haha but im glad you laugh about it 😇
sorry? I thought its the right place for it lol
Sometimes girls dont get jokes its not your fault
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I dont know in one way its funny I guess.. I think we both didnt had the right partner