1. I’m handsome and fit. 5’10” 185lb, 7.5” No beer gut, floppy ass or cellulite. I have a great smile, nice eyes and a nice package overall. Photographic proof available upon request.

2. I smell nice. I assure you that I shower daily, I’m a non-smoker and free of any odd odors that certain hygiene challenged guys possess. Downey is a staple in my laundry routine.

3. I love to please. One my My favorite things is the female orgasm, I’m very orally talented and would like to work with you to develop a multi orgasmic situation.

4. No drama. Who has time for that? We’re all adults here… you have to cancel our meet.. no problem, let’s figure out another time, can’t text for a while…no worries, let me know when you’re free. This is supposed to be fun right? Let’s keep it that way.

5. I put the FRIEND in Friends With Benefits. Maybe you need a show recommendation, I’ve got ‘em. Maybe you need parenting advice, I’ll provide . If you want to vent about your husband, I’m there. Pesky co-workers?… saying ‘that bitch’ is my specialty. Hell, I’ll even provide unbiased relationship advice for one of your other FWB situations. I’m here to help.

6. I’m open minded. I’m into all kinds of kinks and scenarios. Willing to provide a judgement free zone for any bucket list items you have swirling around in that sexy brain.

7. I’m a good time, even outside of #3. I’m fun, funny with an outgoing personality and will make your comfort my top priority. From what I’ve heard, Meeting guys can be stressful so let’s try and alleviate that.

8. I’ll take care of the hotel. I can’t believe I actually have to say this, but I’ve heard stories.

9. I like all types of women. Curvy, skinny, younger, older. I don’t discriminate.

10. I’m very discreet. I get it, we don’t want to ruin our situations, we don’t want to have any suspicions arise. I’ll make sure we are both buttoned up so there are no issues. The secret is half the fun no?

Bonus: I’m shootings blanks! Took care of that recently and while I always play safe, it’s been liberating to take that risk out of the equation.

References and photos available upon request. I have kik, telegram, text, what’s app and most any other chat method needed. Let me know your preference and let’s have some fun:)