I have lighter fluid, matches, and the curveball impulsively to make a terrible excuse to stay warm.
For legal purposes this is all a joke.
Expect for the fact that I would love to find someone to hook up with and ideally play a game or two with. Cause like. Holy shit. Could you fucking imagine? I can, and immediately wrote this post.
Anyway. I'm a balance of stupid and smart that is usually reserved for German Shepherds, I love to make good drinks and good food, I'm into music, reading, movies, and anything that generates dopamine.
I'm 5'9", lean at ~140, brown hair and brown eyes, attractive face (but since attraction is inherently subjective, I'll let you decide just how attractive lol), and decent body. Not ripped, but I frequently run 5ks, I work on abs and arms, and I own a big ol thing of protein powder.
If you are AT ALL interested, lmk. And I get that this is fucking reddit and I'm an internet stranger, so if you wanna chat for a while first, valid. You want me to meet you at a neutral location to vibe-check? Good, cause me too. You want me to send the last four digits of my SSN? well the first two are 96 and I'll let you know the other two later. Not actually. Unless?
Whatever I'm tired and un poco h*rny and prob should go tf to sleep.
Peace 🤘🏻 wait ✌🏻 there we go
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