Imagine the scenario: I show up to wherever we agree to meet and proceed to make my case for why I require a thigh cushion / scarf apparatus. One that would allow me to carry out my tongue exercises, whereby oscillating at different frequencies and pressure settings to ensure oral health and wellness… with the added bonus of getting you off, of course. I make my well constructed case with Phd dissertation defense-level preparedness and passion, throwing in that I am a tempo engineer who is mapping out the female clitoris with my finger tips and tongue to note correlation of tempo to indigenous Amazonian percussion instruments… you know, your pleasure is really all for science!
Post PhD dissertation, we proceed to engage in Pussy human Dining (the other Phd, and no I can’t think of a better use of an acronym). We meet at a hotel (day use special) and I proceed to warm my neck with your thighs while engaging in my important research. I will be meticulous and diligent in order to ensure thorough satisfaction — for the sake of warmth, science, and getting you off:
About me: 39 year old guy without a jacket, with a passion for muff dives and his research. Ddf. Black well groomed beard to help with all muff dive activities. No expectation of reciprocation (unless you too are conducting research on skin flutes and pressure points?)
About you: fun gal who doesn’t take life too seriously; loves a good dive and silly/fun company. Eager for fun and very vocal in oral pleasure. Also obviously ddf.
Reach out to keep me warm and help me with my research - taking applications for as early as this morning (I can dream right?)
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