I used to use Reddit for hookups pretty regularly but it's been like 8 months since the last time I did because it hasn't been much of a priority for me lately. If you recognize my vibe, hi! I'm back because I've had a shitty week and it's fucking freezing out and I really need a distraction in the form of a nice sweet cute boy to make out with, mutually pleasure, and fuck. Let's flirt, chat, confirm we're both into each other, and have a hot time together.

Me: 5'5 / 170 / size 12ish, vaxxed, tested last week. Have lost a LOT of weight in the past couple years so I'm very soft and squishy but work out regularly so also very muscular underneath. Tattoos on my arms and legs, nose ring, brunette, big glasses, wear a lot of black. Live alone and can host in central Brooklyn in a cute place with a lot of house plants, soft lighting, and thrifted art. Full of sarcasm and self deprecation, manage a team at my nonprofit job, have my shit together but also have a regular need to run away which means I spend too much money booking flights.

You: 20s through early 40s but I have a soft spot for younger guys. Strength is hot to me, however that looks for you, so no hard passes to lanky boys or dad bods if you can hold your own. Faces are really what I'm most attracted to. Beyond that, you should also be down to get to know each other, be vaxxed, recently tested, and have good hygiene. You must also be single and NOT in an open relationship/with a primary partner (and cheaters, I can always tell). Also keep scrolling if you ID as a dom/pleasure dom (lol no thanks).

Most importantly: You need to be into women with body types like mine because I have zero interest in someone who'll "settle" for me because he's desperate. I am strong but far from firm and toned. I am grabbable but not your typical kind of curvy. I have muscles but I also a belly with rolls. My calves could be chiseled from stone but my thighs still squish and jiggle.

To get a response, chat me: Your age, some info about you, what in my post appealed to you, and a body photo (doesn't have to include your face although obvi I'd love to see it but I get being cautious, because, same). Also tell me what your favorite food is so I know you read this whole thing.

\Will auto delete messages with no photo, poor spelling/grammar, low or no effort, and/or no responses to all my Qs above. I don't care that you think you're special and I'll reply anyway. Can you imagine how many messages women get on here? No.**

Thanks for reading. :)