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Greetings, noble sirs!
As the midsummer moon casts its enchanting glow, I, a fair lady recently freed from the enchantments o' a past dalliance, seek a steadfast and joyful companionship for the remainder of this magical season and beyond. Though I do not seek binding commitments, I yearn for a connection brimming with laughter, delight, and mutual understanding
Allow me to re-introduce myself. I am a 26-year-old brunette lady o' petite stature, standing at 5'3" with a few beguiling tattoos and planning more. Possessing a touch o' the 'tism, I seek a kind and understanding spirit for our interactions. Known for my passionate nature and strong opinions, I am not a "chill" damsel, but rather one with fire and fervor in my heart. Dwelling in the bustling realm of Manhattan, I seek a suitor within a reasonable distance to downtown. My vocation leaves me with limited time so please be understanding with that.
In my quest, I seek a well-adjusted, educated gentleman who is generous, witty, and has his own pursuits and passions. 27-35 years o' age is a must. He must live alone, lead an active lifestyle, have great hygiene, and be DDF (drug and disease-free). Tall knights who are white, Asian (including South Asian), or o' mixed heritage are particularly sought. Manners maketh the man—thus, I kindly ask you to refrain from being overly forward in thy initial missives. If you may be interested, please send a raven with a caricature o' your likeness along with your message!
The auditions for a worthy knight continue! May our paths cross under the midsummer moon, and may our journey together be as enchanting as a dream.
Fare thee well and may fortune favor our meeting!
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