Hey Reddit. I had the worst effing week. Well, maybe not the worst. But it was bad. And sometimes when I have a bad week I need to just fuck the memory from my brain. So here I am.

I've used these subs for casual sex many times and had much fun. I get the itch every few months and, when I do, I'll make a post, meet up with a couple folks, and then lay low until the mood strikes again. It's an effective system.

Me: 5'4 / 200ish (a little under now) / size 14, vaxxed, DDF. Arm tattoos, a couple ear/nose piercings, short chin-length brunette hair. Big glasses, often wearing black, live alone in a cute apartment in central Brooklyn with many house plants and thrifted art. Think slightly alt plant lady queer librarian vibes, complete with sarcasm and self deprecation. Busy often, manage a team at my nonprofit job, have my shit vaguely together. Also, I've lost weight in the past yearish, which is only relevant because my body looks like a body that has gone through extreme weight loss. If that's a turn off, no hard feelings, but keep it moving! I'm a domme leaning switch but I'm not really in the mood to boss anyone around at the moment. Sometimes you just need a good (hot / sweaty / intimate / passionate) dicking, you know?

You: 20s through early 40s. If you consider yourself strictly a dom (or a pleasure dom, whatever you think that even means) you can also keep it moving because I'm def not interested. Physically I'm pretty open when it comes to partners; no hard passes to short kings or dad bods although strength is generally attractive to me (which can manifest in many ways, you don't need to be ripped or anything). Ultimately, I'm most attracted to faces. Beyond that, you should also ideally be able to hold a conversation (I would like to chat and get to know you a bit too!), be vaxxed, DDF, and have good hygiene. Please also be SINGLE (no "open relationships" either, and cheaters I can always tell if you're lying). You should also definitely be into women with body types like mine. I'm not interested in anyone who'll "settle" to play with me, you know?

If you want a response, chat (don't DM) me: Your age, some info about who you are, what in my post appealed to you, and a body photo (doesn't have to include your face (although I'd love to see it); whatever you're comfortable with). Also tell me what your favorite food is so I know you read this whole thing.

\I'll automatically delete any messages without photos, messages without any effort put into them, and messages that just ask me for a photo and nothing else. If you can't bother spending a minute or two typing out a pretty basic response to facilitate building a human connection it's pretty clear you'll be a selfish lover.**

Thanks for reading. :)