Hi!

So I was trying to be serious with dating for quite a while, but nothing panned out and frankly, I’m quite bored and horny. I give up! I’m still healing anyway so don’t think anything will pan out for me soon. I’m always joking that I’m a retired thottie so I’m confident in my abilities, but I’ve basically been a virgin the last few years. So, just looking for something fun and consistent right now :)

About me: - Living in NJ on the hudson across from uptown manhattan - 5’7’’ curvy (washed up athlete lol) brunette with brown eyes, italian american. Often percieved as conventionally attractive - In my free time I’m usually exercising (hot girl walks!), reading, seeing friends, listening to music, laughing at memes, sitting by my pool, etc. Very into anything 90s/00s and skincare. Been a bit 0f a homebody lately, enjoying my solitude. I double majored in psychology so that’s a subject I love, and also political science so always keeping with current events. I have a lot 0f depth to me and people are usually surprised by it - DDF (you should be too!) - Work a 9-6 at a well known tech company and have a side hustle. I’m quite entrepreneurial and ambitious - Very 420 friendly, I’m a medical patient - I haven’t had a drink in several months, but I don’t mind if you drink at all!

My type is typically fit/athletic pretty boy types but I’ve ventured outside 0f that occasionally. Beards are a hard no, sorry :\ I love the clean shaven look. The taller you are the better :) the range has been 5’5’’ to 6’6’’ thus far.

Full transparency: typically into white and latino men but I have dated men 0f all races. Please be at least 25 (we love a developed frontal lobe!) and single. If you are looking for an affair, look elsewhere, absolutely not interested.

If this sounds intriguing to you, please chat me and send a SFW photo and I’m happy to do the same! Attraction is important so I like to get that out 0f the way asap. As you can see on this post I am verified so no, I am not a bot. If you send a NSFW photo, respectfully I will not be responding.

Talk soon!