I’ve been nursing a fantasy I have about getting groped in a movie theater and I had tentatively arranged to try this in the future with someone, but unfortunately, that arrangement isn’t going to work out. I’ve gotten pretty wound up about this and I don’t know if it’s that I have a some strange solar mania from the sun being out, but my libido is off the fucking charts lately, even for me. I need to scratch this itch and make this happen.

Eligibility:

• Anybody over 18 is eligible, since I’m not going to fuck anyone in this case I will relax my “must be 26 to ride” rule
• If we’ve spoken before in any way, or hooked up from a previous post, it’s fair game for you too, but contact me through an alt so I don’t make the connection
• Wiling to show up a little after the movie has started into it’s opening scenes when it’s dark and I can’t see you
• Not you Musa, you know what you fucking did.

You can:

• Touch me anywhere you’d like using your hands
• Reach under my clothes with your hands

You will:

• Have clean hands, don’t be gross
• Have trimmed nails, it’s just polite

You will not:

• Talk to me, I don’t want to interact with you, and I want to watch the movie, I fucking love sci-fi, okay?
• Try to kiss me or put your mouth on me
• Try to put your arm around me
• Try to grind on me or rub your body on me
• Take my hands and put them on your body
• Take your dick out (wild I even need to specify this, some y’all weren’t raised right, I swear - I will call the staff if you do this)
• Try to follow me outside the movie theater or interact with me outside the theater

This is a HANDS ONLY interaction. I don’t want to talk to you. I especially don’t even want to look at you. This is an anonymous interaction, more or less. Just cop your feel(s) and enjoy it, that’s it. Enjoy me stifling my moans, getting wet from being touched whether I want it or not. If you do not follow these rules I will leave the theater and tell the staff you’re bothering me.

HOW TO APPLY

You’re really going to have to impress me on this one if you want it.

• DO NOT send me your photos, this is an immediate disqualification
• DO NOT tell me what you look like, this is an immediate disqualification
• Send me a message via Reddit chat and tell me a hot story about something you’d like to do to me, or how you’d like the interaction to go. I’d like to leave this a little open-ended with respect to the particulars- the most important part is you bring your literary best. Write in full sentences with sensible punctuation, please. - As long or short as you’d like, just know that the key here is that you want to get and keep my attention.
• You can find my favorite kinks here as well as my details about me for ammunition. Winner will get:
• The seat number I’ll be sitting in for a matinee in the afternoon at a theater in lower Manhattan on April 3rd, 2024. It’s already purchased and the seats on either side are still open, and likely to stay open since this is not prime time for most people to see a movie.
• The explicit satisfaction knowing I masturbated to climax to their awesome story
• Bragging rights, I guess?