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Hey everyone,
Since my last post on here was a success and I had my guts rearranged really fucking good, I now have a problem that I implore you to assist with.
You see, good sex always makes me want MORE sex. Which, is a problem since Iâm already a very horny person. My appetite needs no encouragement. After my Saturday night date? Came plenty. Still got home and masturbated another three times yesterday. Just to give you an idea.
So now itâs Monday and I am sitting here wriggling and wondering if lightning can strike twice - can I engineer another hot hookup with some hot guy with a big dick who wants to take an androgynous elf fuck pet out on a date and pump loads mercilessly into them the entire evening?
Here is the original post, which you can read if youâd like the extra flavor: https://www.reddit.com/r/nycr4r/s/nOUDJmC2nd
Me:
Androgynous elf-like non-binary hottie. I have the original plumbing/holes being AFAB. I probably look like that gothâtomboyâ that you always had a crush on but were to chicken shit to ask out. 5â8â, slim/average, small tits, fat ass, thick thighs, geometric sleeve tattoos on both arms, lip piercing, grey eyes, dark almost black wavy hair, dresses like a goth spectral entity that stumbled into techwear. Turning 39 on Sunday, regularly get told I donât look it and am hit on by guys wayyyyy too young for me all the time so take that as you will. I paint, do ceramics, love reading trashy isekai manga as a guilty pleasure, âdo computersâ for a living, and love learning new things.
Further - I am a confident, clever conversationalist, a real type-A if you will, that nobody suspects is as chronically horny and submissive as I am. Everyone always assumes I must be a top and a dom, and I am absolutely a bottom and a sub. Iâm only interested in people who are comfortable taking the lead, making the moves etc.
You:
26
Fat cock (gender doesnât matter much to me, Iâm attracted to all types, I care only that you have a natal cock and are excited to stuff it inside me - eg no straps, I hate âem)
Fit
Into free use, cnc, bdsm but are a soft dom about it - Iâm not into âtrue sadistsâ edgelords, and at the same time, rough sex is mandatory to get me off
*Is chill with me being non-binary/can internalize that and isnât going to misgender me accidentally *
Can separate fantasy from reality
Can host or will get a hotel/AirBnB
Nice to have:
- Into nerdy shit or are at least going to find it hot how long I can talk about the weird science topic Iâm into that day
Absolute Dealbreakers/Hard Pass:
No beards. Recently shaved only. This is non-negotiable.
Ideal date?
I like talking to people and I like building tension, so suggest some activities that would be amenable to that - grabbing a bite and/or a long walk is usually amenable to that, checking out a museum etc. but also consider places that it might be easier to get handsy to grope and molest me as much as possible, because I love that shit. So, late night music venues and shows, evening gallery opening, and even a dark movie theater are great for this. Then perhaps we go back to your place and we can either keep it casual and spoon and you just casually use me as you see fit, or perhaps we can act out some more active fantasies as I am told I am a wonderful house pet. I am house trained, obviously.
Looking for something tonight or tomorrow - thatâs today (MONDAY) and tomorrow (TUESDAY), I like to chat and flirt for a bit before meeting up. If youâre not excited to do that, this isnât the post for you.
Put âsparkleparty deluxeâ somewhere in your first message so I know you read this post and please use Reddit chat.
Your face pics get mine etc etc.
Anyways, looking forward to hearing from you :)
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