Hi, I have a cunt that needs cock, from any gender at all! It’s been a minute since I’ve been dicked down properly, and as it turns out, my birthday is this weekend. I haven’t had a LARGE cock in a while, probably years now, and I’m craving an interaction where somebody re-trains my cunt to accept something that big so that I can fulfill my obvious purpose in life which is ultimately: getting fucked real good. Please help me make my birthday wish come true?

Me:

Androgynous elf-like non-binary hottie. I have the original plumbing/holes being AFAB. I probably look like that goth“tomboy” that you always had a crush on but were to chicken shit to ask out. 5’8”, slim/average, small tits, fat ass, thick thighs, geometric sleeve tattoos on both arms, lip piercing, grey eyes, dark almost black wavy hair, dresses like a goth spectral entity that stumbled into techwear. Turning 39 on Sunday, regularly get told I don’t look it and am hit on by guys wayyyyy too young for me all the time so take that as you will. I paint, do ceramics, love reading trashy isekai manga as a guilty pleasure, “do computers” for a living, and love learning new things.

Further - I am a confident, clever conversationalist, a real type-A if you will, that nobody suspects is as chronically horny and submissive as I am. Everyone always assumes I must be a top and a dom, and I am absolutely a bottom and a sub. I’m only interested in guys who are comfortable taking the lead, making the moves etc.

You:

• 26

• Fat cock

• Fit

• Into free use, cnc, bdsm but are a soft dom about it

• Is chill with me being non-binary/can internalize that and isn’t going to misgender me accidentally :)

• Can separate fantasy from reality

• Can host or will get a hotel/AirBnB

Nice to have:

• Into nerdy shit or are at least going to find it hot how long I can talk about the weird science topic I’m into that day

Absolute Dealbreakers/Hard Pass:

No beards. Recently shaved only.

Ideal date?

Dinner/lunch and a nice walk. Ideally you find some excuses to grope me, and to tell me the things you want to do to me later. I’d really love some extended flirting and foreplay like this. Then let’s go back to your place or mine and spoon watching some anime or a movie and you can play with my body like I’m your toy the entire time. I’m open to variations, this is just an idea.

Looking for something SATURDAY, I like to chat and flirt for a bit before meeting up. If you’re not excited to do that, this isn’t the post for you.

Put “Noodle Salad” in your subject so I know you read this post.

Your face pics get mine etc etc.

Anyways, looking forward to hearing from you :)