At my beach they occasionally venture out the established hiking trails to see if there’s anything interesting going on at the beach. The Muggles are easily identified by the fact that on an 85 degree day they are wearing full coverage REI moisture wicking spf80 tech garments in olive green or Sahara tan. It’s very likely they have their ankles taped to their Merrell hiking boots to ensure that they won’t be violated by dangerous mosquitoes or ticks.

At the nude beach that I have set up at the furthest end of the property, occasionally the Muggles will work their way up the beach. You can tell that they are serious when they get to the fallen birch tree, and are required to duck their head underneath it and get their feet wet in the lake in order to continue forward.

There is only one real reason that they may want to continue on. And that might be that they are curious about this naked person that they may have seen on this beach from a quarter mile away.

So what I like to do when this happens is to defeat them with respect and propriety. If I see them headed my way, I will slip on my dick print shorts, grab a water bottle and simply start walking down the beach towards them.

This sends a clear message that I am doing the exact same thing that they are doing - we are equals. In addition, I am adjusting to the presence of other human beings and being respectful by putting my shorts on. It does a great deal to prevent any Karen rants or calling of the sheriff.

Typically their first response is to turn around and casually walk back to the hiking trail. At this point, I consider my work complete. I was not confrontational, my body language was friendly and egalitarian.

Once they realize this, they understand that they have no standing or reason to complain or call authorities about this naked dude, and they continue about their day.