For Me, I went out with a group of college friends (guys and gals) for drinks after work. After that we went to the apartment complex one of us lived at to go skinny dipping on a whim and use the sauna there.

Some of us were more hesitant at first but eventually everyone stripped down and joined the fun. One mentioned that it was his first time and how wild and crazy what we all were doing.

Though about half way through, some random creep stumbled by like "I wanna party too..."

He was quite drunk, we kept telling him to shove off, and we don't know him. But he kept insisting, "I used to work for the 49'ers"

Eventually one buddy, who is ironically built like a linebacker, bluff-charged at the rando shouting, "YOU TALKIN' ABOUT MY DICK, BRO?"

Worked a treat, the creep got spooked and left. We then proceeded to enjoy the rest of our night in peace before we parted ways.

Good times.