Old Reliable. The Second CYOA I made that I kept adding to and adding to. The Memories it brings back, the new age began along with new fun and memories. As now on its 11th version, it's far from over, just slowly chugging along!

I'll break down the sections.

The first section is regular gifts that cost 1 per pick.

The Discounted section is gifts that were decided not to be good enough to come at 1 per pick, so instead, you can grab 2 for 1 from that section.

The Unofficial section is full of brand-new gifts that are either new and ready to be tested or new and have barely enough to go with them. In the next version, they will be added to or moved up to the regular section or the discounted section while some from those sections may be added to or moved. You can Grab 4 for 1 here.

The pick 1 of 3 and pick 1 of 4 sections are just some extras that you can snatch for free.

Level 9 is a Halloween theme, with 2 gifts and 2 drawbacks.

Level 10 is just the new version and the newly added stuff. I hope you enjoy

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On Halloween of 2022, an unfortunate event took place and I had to be put on temporary leave until it is fixed, it's now April and there's a chance the issue won't be fixed any time soon. I've made a patron for those who'd like to support me in this rough patch or in general, with there being options to get special content added to this CYOA with certain tiers. I will never make a CYOA exclusive to patrons and this is solely for people who wish to support me. If you choose to pick one of the extra options DM me on Discord at >Simplord<#0777 or here on Reddit.

https://www.patreon.com/Lichesbeforebitches?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

___[My Mega Drive]___

Reddit doesn't allow Mega Links so you'll need to dm >Simplord<#0777 for the link on the NSFWCYOA discord server

My CYOA drive has all of my finished CYOAs, some WIP ones, and one that cannot be released to Reddit.

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___[The Great Absurd War]___

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___[The Absurdly Great War]___

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Update log v12

-Not many changes, added more options, changed formatting slightly, trying out making the pages longer so that there are fewer individual ones

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Update log v11.25

-Changed some stuff, added some stuff, and fixed formatting for an option.

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Update log v11

-Joe mama has ligma

-Changed a few pics

-Added level 10

-Pick 4 instead of 3 gifts in Level 10 for the cost of 1 gift if you read the update logs.

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Update log v10.5

-Did some pog updates, trying to go loli free from my cyoas from now on. Update log V10

-If you read the update log you may pick 1 more gift than normal, having 14 choices.

-Made Metal Over Man a discounted gift

-Added new section Level 9

-Added more than 6 new options

-Did some reformatting.

-Fixed some spelling and grammar issues I noticed.

Update log V9

-V9 does not exist, you know nothing and have never seen it.

Update log V8

-Changed the pictures used in Ara ara, A loving pet, and Fuck Acedia cause of rules.

-Added new options, moved some options to the main selection, and rewrote others.

-Changed the text in some options to the edit someone put up recently because they quite literally did a better job than me lol

-Added some new options from my other cyoas and text cyoas I wrote on google docs.

- Those who read the update log get 2 more options to pick from, curtsy of the war effort. Which means you have 16 in total so far.

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Update log V7

-Updated design, I'm proud of the way it looks now

-Isn't as long as a particular Eldritch God's cock now in terms of pages

-Spellchecked everything (Except the titles)

-Revamped how to play

-Added 2 new sections that allow you to pick 2 for 1 or 4 for 1

-Changed name

-Gave it new visuals

-If you read the change log take 2 more gifts, now with 18 total

-Am now very proud of me for how it turned out

-Added stuff from Choose one of Many V2 to the main

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Update log V6

-Added new options

-Remade the drawbacks as options

-Removed any freebie parts and added stuff to them, I know they're not the best gifts, and truth be told if you have any ideas of what I can add to them, please tell me.

-Reworked it so that it's more of two game modes and not just absurdity.

-Spelling and grammar checks

-Added the most overpowered option ever.

-Reworked a few options.

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Update log V4.5-5

-Added new options

-Put some order

-Fixed some spelling mistakes

-Gave it a few shakes

-The usual adding a part from another option

-More memes

-DRAWBACKS WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

-This is slowly becoming an outlet to let out stress

-Added some more memey stuff

-Next update might include spaceship and FGO Option to fully steal from Tok's pick one.

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Update log V3.5-4-Fixed things that I forgot

-Added more options

-As usual if you read this you can take a part from one of the other options and add it to the one you picked. Changed to now taking another full option for 19 gifts total if you have read everything so far.

-Didn't stay up late to do this

-This is slowly becoming my favorite CYOA of mine

-Added easter egg.

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Update log V3-Made a little joke version

-Working on it late again

-Removed all limitations

-Hinting at DLC for Facing Immortality

-Gave an actual name to the thing giving you this power

-Added a new option that is extremely op but you have to work for it

-If you read this you can take a part from one of the other options and add it to the one you picked. Changed to now having another full option, 20 total picks.

-Go ahead and loophole

-Added some suggestions

-Clarified a few things.

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Update log V2:

-Fixed the spelling mistakes I noticed ("your")

-Fixed many of the mistakes I made while tired.

-Added some more unique options to some to make them stand out.

-Changed up the loli and shota pick so that they weren't each other with extra steps, and made them truly unique.

-Lewded star wars and changed it up a bit (Might not be as unique as the others but I like it)

-BUFFED L&R, made it more fun.

-Fixed the Harem option to make it more enticing in my opinion.

-Changed up some things so that you can't go outrageous with loopholes. (But still adding some bendability because honestly fun)

-As a house rule for anyone who reads the updates logs, you can choose one part of another option to add to your own. (Yes this combines with the newer ones). Changed to instead having 3 more picks that can be used for the DLC, so you have 20 picks for the whole thing and 3 extra that can only be used for the Absurd War DLC

-Added some things that people were worried about that caused them not to pick the option they originally would.

-Set a daily reminder to go to bed earlier.

-Decided to meme a little more parts of things.

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Release V1

-Small CYOA turned big shit.

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Super Secret CYOA I'm working on, the link will be deleted in 24 hours