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M4F: A Compromising Situation With Older Neighbor
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MisterSatyr is a male looking for a female
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You live next door to me. You are at least 18 years old. I'm in my 50s and single, as far as you can tell. Once in a while you see a different woman arrive or leave at my place. When we come across each other here and there, I usually give you a slightly sly, but officially innocent, smile.

Today your parents are away and you are in your backyard sunbathing in a skimpy bikini. You decide you're done with the sun, but you accidentally locked yourself out of the house. You don't want to come to my front door because you'll feel too exposed to the neighborhood (did I mention it's a very skimpy bikini?). So you decide to climb over my back fence and come to my back door.

But you rip the right side of your bikini bottoms on the fenceposts, so you have to hold it together with your hand, as you knock on my back door to ask for help...

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a female
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8 months ago