Hey! Thanks for clicking - it's lovely to meet you. 😘

I'm sure my opinion matches yours: everyone is so fun and flirty on here. I've had some great experiences from these roleplays, but that can take a lot of mental creativity and, sometimes, more effort than you want to give on top of what work and life asks of you. So I'm searching for the opposite: A stress-free online chat relationship based in banter and sexy, flirtatious naughtiness that doesn't ask for anything more than the easy effort you want to put into it.

No roleplay necessary, Just a new best friend with (online) benefits. The dream is we become online besties with in-jokes, banter, and are free (encouraged, really) to harmlessly take the piss out of each other. I'd love to exchange nice general day-to-day pics of us or fun things we get up to / see. Almost like a long-distance thing - but also.. not really.. because there's no commitment above being friends. There would be plenty of sexy stuff too - this is dirty pen pals after all, so we can flirt and sext as much as you want to - I just want there to also be some substance behind our fun.

Saying "I want to know what excites you" is the boring baseline.. a million prompts here capture that in a million different ways. What I want builds off that. It's more than just: What are your lightest fantasies? and what are the ones you keep tucked away from the world? I want us to.. date. Ish.

I want us to be an online couple that paints pictures of what cute little afternoons would look like together - are we on the beach? In the park? Would we stare into each other's eyes as we laze on the sand? or would you prefer the warmth of my breath on your neck as you giggle and moan as my hands move up and over your body, as you run yours through the grass our picnic blanket rests on? This post aims to build a friendly and flirty conversation relationship around this - I want to have the conversations we'd enjoy during that beach or park trip, not just roleplay about the sexual side too. Don't misunderstand, I'm really excited to become your favourite decadent sexting pen pal - but I want this to be more than that. Tell me about your tough day at work, let me listen and support you. Tell me about that great new game you played, let me cheer you on from the sidelines. Then tell me what you'd wish we were both really doing together, and let me stimulate your mind and all your other senses.

I really don't care if you're shy, dominant, needy, or just enjoy flirtatious banter - If you're looking to make someone feel sexy and wanted, and get the same level of steamy and sexy resolve each day in return, I'm your guy. Some funny background about me: I grew up in a hugely restrictive religious background, so naturally I'm now a hypersexualised switch who's open to almost any kinks you bring to the table. I can be sweet, depraved, loving or gently shaming - whatever you fancy. Despite the upbringing, I also have the added benefits of being a sane person, emotionally intelligent, and juuuust smutty enough to push you to the places that get your heart thundering, all in an eloquent and intelligent way - And I'm just as excited to be the sexting buddy that makes your heart lift each time your phone lights up.

If you like what I'm offering, I'd be stoked if you dropped me a line. I'm open for all women, but especially those who are UK based as I've found the time difference can be difficult in the past.

Regardless of if this post is for you or not, If you got this far: Just one day left until the weekend. You can make it! I believe in you ;)

Lewd x

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