I'll admit the title is a bit heavy handed but I'll be damned if I don't want someone that sees that title and thinks to themselves, "hold on a second, he may be onto something".

I'm dominant, male, mid-30s, east coast US for purposes of time zone.

I want to connect and establish a semi-formal dynamic with someone who really, really, really enjoys masturbating. You should either have a currently high sex drive, the higher the better, seriously if you find yourself on occasions ashamed of how high it is then you're on the fast track to being my best friend. Or you should have a lower libido but strong aspirations to want to masturbate much more often.

I have a wide range of kinks and make an important distinction of being able to enjoy something in reality but also enjoy things that are just fantasies and don't need to go beyond chat, erotica, and porn in our play.

Some of my kinks include: edging, overstim, denial, delay, forced orgasm, giving JOI, oral and drool, insertions, anal, erotic pain, humiliation, light attire control, and more.

Some of my limits include: vomit, scat, blood, social suicide, overtly illegal, things like that.

We'll get along best if you have or aspire to have a foul mouth, a wet slit, used holes, a sore body, and a brain soaked in vulgarity. I'm comfortable with age gaps in either direction, any time zone that allows a good bit of overlap for our chatting, and whatever level of experience as long as you bring your thirst to learn. If you have a deep and recognized need to submit, serve and prioritize your dominant's satisfaction over your own pleasure, you're my kind of girl.

I also have a thing for "nerds", so if you like video gaming a lot, reading a lot, anime, or some other kind of niche interest you're passionate about and want to talk about in between and during sessions of sexual use and fun let me know.

Messages should include age, time zone, experience, and additional limits or really fun kinks.