Book of Giko

At the beginning, there was a great mountain, the ethereal being, born of clouds, liked the mountain so, and declared it of his realm.

This mountain was surrounded by a village called AncapMinecraft, the people called it Gikotum, and thus the mountain god was known as Gikotum.

Gikotum demanded sacrifices, lest the mountain (which is now a volcano for the purposes of the plot) accidentally erupt. The townspeople sacrificed a pair of each of their livestock, in return, the volcano did not erupt. Gikotum grew fondness for his followers, and so granted them a gift that would shape their history for years to come. Descending from the clouds, Gikotum brought them drama.

With this drama came politics that divided people into many groups. Groups of leftists, criminals and monarchs. With so many groups and so much drama came a lot of hypothetical "shit".This shit overflowed onto the streets of the unassociated capital that the humans called Columbia. It was decided that someone would be required to process and stir said shit, and thus ZombieLenin was born.

Meanwhile, the dark lord, dwelling in his ivory tower, under sin and unchecked privilege stirred. Ttk2, feeling that his ancaps were dying out, spoke to the satanic prince, Foofed. Foofed would bring anarcho capitalism to the people, sort of.