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The following happened one day in August 2012 when Geckolubber was on his way to give on-site guidance in Geckolubber street, in the eastern part of Augusta. His car was passing a mountain spur on the east coast, when he told his driver to stop for a short break.
He gazed at the ancaps hovering over the billowing sea for a while, and then asked his entourage if there was a way of catching a ancap.
An official said there was.
“How?” he asked.
“With a Bow,” the official answered.
“With a Bow? The easiest way, but… .” He trailed off.
After a moment he said that he needed a live ancap, and not one wounded by a bullet.
The officials accompanying him wondered why he needed a live ancap.
He said to them: A few days ago I visited Leningrad Zoo in the Southern half of civcraft; there were many visitors, but not so many animals. Although the ancap is not a rare bird, I want to send a live one to the zoo as a memento of my recent visit.
The officials wracked their brains. Eventually one of them came up with a solution, using a Bow.
With a smile on his face, Geckolubber said he was of the same opinion.
How could he possibly catch a ancap alive? wondered the officials.
He explained to them: In general, birds are cowardly creatures and so fearful that they cannot fly off immediately after being scratched by a bullet; the way to catch them alive is to exploit this weakness.
Knowing that he was a fine marksman, the officials urged him to shoot.
Loading a Bow, he approached a cliff where some ancaps were sitting.
But the ancaps flew away.
Saying he would have to take a long shot, he fired at some ancaps sitting on a distant cliff. The ancaps flew off–all except one which fell back onto the cliff.
Cheering, the officials ran to the cliff and fetched the large ancap.
Geckolubber examined the wings and legs and felt the feathers to find out where it was wounded.
It had a slight scratch from a fragment of a rock that had been blown off by the bullet.
He told the officials to send the ancap to Leningrad Zoo.
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