A female is easy for me to mould into an appropriate servant. A male has certain traits and characteristics that only the brushing up against other men will be shaped and altered.

So while it is only natural that your desire is to prostrate yourself before me and proclaim me as your Goddess, your access to me must be limited and qualified.

I have chosen an alpha male to shield me from the excesses of the world, as I am not created to be left unguarded. I can only fulfil the mission my Lord has put upon me if my companions and followers participate in their roles as they are guided by example.

Therefore, if you ever wish to serve me directly in House Novoradia, you must submit yourself to a highly specific austerity as an offering to me before you can be admitted into my presence.

It must be said upfront that it is absolutely critical that you never allow anyone to know the truth of why you are there. You must not tell them about me, your Goddess, under any circumstances.

Submit yourself wholly to the experience, say yes to every offer, participate fully and fervently, it will not harm you to masquerade for the sake of proving yourself to me.

The minimum amount of time of undertaking is one full cycle of the moon. Enter on a dark moon and exit on a dark moon. You may choose to stay as long as you wish after you have completed one cycle or leave immediately, it is up to you.

You will write an email to me every day, accompanied with at least 1 photograph of interest. I expect to read of what you have learned, what you have done, how you feel about your experiences, how your devotion to me is increasing as a result of your undertaking. Email [email protected]. Do not expect a reply beyond an initial confirmation of receipt.

I will try you and prove you with intricate knowledge before you are admitted, therefore, give over to discovery as much as you can.

Now at last, I will instruct you of your quest.

Find your nearest ISKCON temple or farm whichever is your preference.

Call and ask for an appointment to be shown around and educated by someone who lives there. Give your age in years.

Allow them every opportunity to convince you through your obvious interest, desire and receptivity.

When asked how you came to find out about ISKCON, you will answer according to circumstance.

If you live nearby, tell them a friend of yours told you to visit. Give a specific name you will always remember. Tell them your friend was sold a book on the street and it really impressed him. Tell them they have moved overseas.

If you do not live nearby, tell them you had a powerful dream of third dimensional sacred geometric shapes which accompanied an urge to seek out spiritual knowledge rather than continue on a mundane pathway. When you woke up you found a book on the counter that your family member had brought home, the Bhagavad-Gita As It Is, authored by Srila Prabhupada. You felt drawn to the book but felt out of depth with the contents, so you felt called to come to a temple and have it explained.

Saying this will grant you special access and treatment.

You will be given a hot meal and be made to feel especially welcome.

Your goal is to have them offer for you to stay in the ashram and live as a brahmacharya. This will give you a place to stay and all meals supplied for free.

You do not need to learn these words initially, but they will be spoken, therefore it is important you have contextual understanding.

Involve yourself as deeply as you can, absorb as much as you can.

You will be taught a new way of living, with a procedure for all things. Never argue with the validity of the reasoning, this can be saved for your daily email. Participate fully, always encourage more knowledge, more correction. There may be times where the corrections are harsh, you may be brought to tears. Never be disrespectful or discouraging of this. Remember your reasoning for being there and transmute it into devotion.

There will be specific training regarding celibacy and chastity. You will be instructed how to apply special underwear to improve your experience of chastity. Take note of this, as you will be expected to carry on this practice if you wish to serve House Novoradia.