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r/nottheonion

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For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.

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3 days ago
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Man Suffers Intestine Necrosis After Fiancee Electrocutes His Belly for 3 Hours as Pre Marital Pain Test
to r/nottheonion by SyntheticSweetener
1 week ago
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Canada Lawmaker Suggests Letting 3 US States Join, Get Free Health Care
in Canada
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1 month ago
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The Academy Says That ‘MADAME WEB’ Is Not Eligible To Be Nominated For Best Picture At The Oscars
to r/nottheonion by ChocolateTsar
1 month ago
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Rep. Virginia Foxx, 81, slips and falls on first day of new Congress
in Virginia
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1 month ago
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United Healthcare denies claim of woman in coma
to r/nottheonion by Creative_soja
2 months ago
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Developer fires entire team for AI, now ends up searching for engineers on LinkedIn
to r/nottheonion by Weazelfish
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for A Woman Who Left Society to Live With Bears Weighs in on “Man or Bear” image
A Woman Who Left Society to Live With Bears Weighs in on “Man or Bear”
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1 month ago
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Trump team affirms he’s leader of GOP amid ‘President Musk’ barbs
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1 month ago
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Democrats eye Harris 2028 presidential run as they devise political comeback
to r/nottheonion by AudibleNod
2 months ago
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Virginia father of 5 killed by bear falling from tree during hunting accident
in Virginia
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1 month ago
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Habitat for Humanity Tries to Foreclose on Teens Home After Their Mother Dies.
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1 month ago
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"Raygun: The Musical" pulled after controversial breakdancer calls in lawyers
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2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Brian Thompson shooting: 'Monopoly money' found in New York health CEO gunman's backpack in Central Park image
Brian Thompson shooting: 'Monopoly money' found in New York health CEO gunman's backpack in Central Park
in New York City
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1 month ago
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Anthem backtracks on anesthesiology cap policy in CT
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2 months ago
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Luxury cruise passengers stage hunger strike over canceled Antarctic trip
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1 month ago
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UFC Fighter Still In Pain After Being Elbowed In The Anus During A Fight Earlier This Month
to r/nottheonion by GeekyTexan
3 months ago
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Fact Check: RFK Jr. says heroin helped him reach top of his class
to r/nottheonion by CLUB770
3 months ago
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Fox News guest who slams San Francisco crime is arrested for working as pimp
to r/nottheonion by More_Application1370
2 months ago
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Drake alleges Universal falsely inflated popularity of Kendrick Lamar diss track ‘Not Like Us’
to r/nottheonion by LeVoPhEdInFuSiOn
2 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Florida surgeon general says fluoride shouldn't be added to drinking water: 'Public health malpractice' image
Florida surgeon general says fluoride shouldn't be added to drinking water: 'Public health malpractice'
in Florida
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3 months ago
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Richmond Hospital completion date bumped to 2033 [from 2031, cost bumped to 1.96 bil from 861 mil]
to r/nottheonion by SelectiveSanity
2 months ago
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Tucker Carlson credits demons for the invention of nuclear technology
to r/nottheonion by -Appleaday-
3 months ago
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E. coli cases climb to 104 in McDonald's outbreak tied to slivered onions
to r/nottheonion by Didaticdabler
2 months ago
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Russia is locking up butter as inflation crisis reaches new heights
in Russia
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2 months ago
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Australia struggling with oversupply of solar power
in Australia