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Best and the Worst First Dates
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(Added NSFW tag I case any get spicy)

I just wanted to start a fun lil chat about some of our dating adventures. The good, the bad, and the ridiculous.

I'll start with a good one that was very fun and lighthearted.

Met a guy who I'd been texting back n forth for a week at a climbing gym. Not only was he more handsome than his pictures (wow) but he was such a gentleman. We climbed for a while where I alternated between racing him to the top and taking a breather while he climbed and I got a good view from ground level (very nice butt).

Afterward we grabbed a beer at an outdoor venue on the water. He was clearly nervous about the date now that he didn't have something to occupy his hands, but in a 'waiting to jump off a rock into a river' way.

By now I was comfortable enough to go back to his place. He had a Switch, so we decided to play some Mario Kart which swiftly turned into strip Mario Kart. The night finished with me riding him like I stole him. Bonus points that he was above proportional expectations.

We've been seeing each other almost a year now.

How bout you? Any unique experiences in your ENM adventures?

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I'm a lady. I went on a date with nice lady who was interested in me because I described myself as a free spirit, hedonist, and iconoclast in my bio. She was an artist and described herself as unconventional.

As the conversation progressed it turned out she had an OPP. I remained neutral and non-judgemental, but she was visibly scandalized to hear my partner "allowed" me to date men. She became even more visibly uncomfortable to hear we had no rules about pre-disclosing dating app conversations or dates (I usually disclose that I have a date in regular conversation, but its not required). Its was clearly over when I said I could have sex without discussing with my partner first.

Turns out she hated free spirited iconoclasts

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