So here’s a little funny story about me before I begin.. I know you guys already wanna skip the dialogue but hear me out, I first played 2 last year and stopped having fun about 5 hours in.. then last month I got 3 and it became one of my favorite games of all time.. then I got 1 then TSA.. yeah I got into it in the worst way possible but anyways.. here’s my ranking and why!

1: No More Heroes 3 - From the batshit crazy presentation, to the amazing soundtrack, depth filled and fluid combat and simply its charm and vibe, no more heroes 3 is most definitely my favorite

2: No more heroes 1 - Well I mean obviously this was gonna be here, the combat feels super satisfying even if it’s not very “depthy” both the actual story and simply the land of Santa destroy was more immersive then I expected, after beating it today.. I instantly started it back up again so that should tell you something.

3: Travis Strikes Again NMH You see I didn’t expect to like this one as much as I did, yes it’s a huge change from the original games but it holds the same charm as the 1st and 3rd from its presentation, soundtrack and story, while gameplay isn’t the funnest, it’s still pretty entertaining plus there’s plenty of saves throughout levels so if you’re bored, save and play another game then come back

4: No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle - now I know some of you are already jumping into phase 2 of your boss fight because this game is so low but hear me out… it sucks. Nah I’m just kidding.. it’s not that the game sucks but the combat is super janky and feels broken and spammy, the way you just fast track to like everything instead of manually driving.. I dunno 2 just didn’t hit for me the way the others did