What’s up gents?

Little bit about me: 39 year old male, 5’9”, 175lbs, circumcised, Straight, Drug free, disease free.

COVID vaxxed boosted. Disease free. You should be too.

One of my 2023 Resolutions is to make a new friend, match up our wants and needs, take our conversation to a different chat platf0rm, get together over a cup to see if we’re a fit, and become ongoing, in-person JO Buds. In that order.

I know exactly what I want, and what I do not want.

Wants:

• Jerking Off together *Being friends
• Crossing Swords
• Comparing
• Measuring
• Jerking each other
• Frotting
• Cum Tributing pics together
• Double-Penetrating a Fleshlight
• Talking and Bro-ing out to porn celebs tiktok girls

Hard No’s:

• Penetration
• Oral
• Kissing
• Drugs
• Poor manners
• 0nline-only
• Unsolicited dick pics
• Strings attached
• Dating one another

Send over a DM or Reddit mail and let’s see if we’re a good match. When you reply, tell me… Stats? Orientation? Ethnicity? Circumcised? What are you looking for? What are your hard no’s?

Let’s talk.

Update 2/25/2023

Revisions since my resolution started on January 1st:

• I’m back. One too many of you flaked and ghosted when I tried to set up a meet-and-greet over coffee. It was enough to warrant a break.

• Communicate that you want to walk away if you aren’t feeling it or are feeling trepid. No harm done.

• This is about getting to know one another, not jerking off to the “idea” of meeting up. Cumming and leaving makes you look like an asshole.

• I’m turned on by the idea of sharing my orgasm with another dude. I’m not turned on by the other dude. If you’re more interested in me sitting there bottomless than what we’re both jerking off to, we’re probably not a fit. Preferences-we all have them. It isn’t personal. I’m not looking for a boyfriend.

• I’m not flexible on my hard no’s. You aren’t going to convince me.

• If chatting with me is a way for you to get off today—and you have zero intentions of ever meeting up—do not message me.

• I’m serious about meeting up for an ongoing thing. This is one of the most frequently asked questions I get. Not sure why. I don’t want an 0nline bud.

• Manners, guys. I’ll be cool if you’re cool. If you’re a douche, then I’ll be a douche. Looking for a dick, not an asshole. It’s not hard to be nice.

• This is a slow burn. I’m looking to get to know you, make a friend, take our conversation to a different chat platf0rm, get together for a cup to see if we’re a fit, and then go from there. In that order. I’m not looking to meet up to JO today, tomorrow or next week. Cool if you are, but I’m not.

• Tons of great conversations with dudes who are good matches who ghosted. Again, no need to cum and leave. Don’t waste both of our time.

• Tons of great conversations with dudes who are poor matches who have been pushy. It isn’t a match. We all have preferences. It isn’t personal. There are subreddits where you can find people turned on by your pushiness. Feel free to browse them, my dude.

• I ask a lot of questions up front so to not waste both of our time. If you don’t make the cut, I’ll tell you why. It isn’t personal, it’s preferences. All of us have them. You’ll know very early on into our chat if I’m interested in moving forward or not.

• Any questions for me, feel free to fire away.

• If you made it this far, thank you.

• Shoot your shot. Even the great Eli Manning was just 10-23 against the Eagles for his career.

• Shoot your shot. Little known TV actor Bruce Willis was the 9th choice to play John McClane in 1988, after 8 actors turned down the role.

• Shoot your shot. Nikola Jokíc was the 41st overall pick in the NBA Draft and is a 2-time NBA MVP.

• Shoot your shot. Brock Lesnar is the only man ever to be NCAA Division 1 Heavyweight Champion, WWE Champion, and UFC Champion. No man has ever held two of those, let alone all 3. Yea, I know one of them is fake…