What’s up buds?

Little bit about me: 39 year old male, 5’9”, 175lbs, circumcised, Straight, Drug free, disease free.

COVID vaxxed boosted. You should be too.

One of my 2023 Resolutions is to make a new friend, match up our wants and needs, and become ongoing, in-person JO Buds. In that order.

I know exactly what I want, and what I do not want.

Wants:

• Jerking Off together
• Crossing Swords
• Comparing
• Measuring
• Jerking each other
• Frotting
• Cum Tributing pics together
• Double-Penetrating a Fleshlight
• Talking and Bro-ing out to porn celebs tiktok girls

Hard No’s:

• Penetration
• Oral
• Kissing
• Drugs
• Poor manners
• Online-only
• Unsolicited dick pics

Send over a DM or Reddit mail and let’s see if we’re a good match. When you reply, tell me… Stats? Orientation? Ethnicity? Circumcised? What are you looking for? What are your hard no’s?

Let’s talk.

Update 1/29/2023

Revisions since my resolution started on January 1st:

• I’m not flexible on my hard no’s. You aren’t going to convince me.

• If chatting with me is a way for you to get off today—and you have zero intentions of ever meeting up—do not message me.

• I’m serious about meeting up for an ongoing thing. I don’t want an online bud.

• Manners, guys. I’ll be cool if you’re cool. If you’re a douche, then I’ll be a douche. Looking for a dick, not an asshole. It’s not hard to be nice.

• This is a slow burn. I’m looking to get to know you, make a friend, take it off reddit to another platform, then meet up for a cup to see if we’re a fit, and then go from there. In that order. I’m not looking to meet up to JO today, tomorrow or next week.

• Tons of great conversations with dudes who are good matches who ghosted. Again, no need to cum and leave. Don’t waste both of our time.

• Tons of great conversations with dudes who are poor matches who have been pushy. It isn’t a match. We all have preferences. It isn’t personal.

• I ask a lot of questions up front so to not waste both of our time. If you don’t make the cut, I’ll tell you why. It isn’t personal, it’s preferences. Any questions for me, feel free to fire away.

• If you made it this far, thank you. Shoot your shot. Even the great Eli Manning was just 10-23 against the Eagles for his career.