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39 [M4M] Bergen, Union, Essex, Hudson County, New Jersey - Want a new Friend you Jerk Off with? Apply Within
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thisismyXXXusername is a male age 39 looking for a male in Union, NJ
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What’s up buds?

Little bit about me: 39 year old male, 5’9”, 175lbs, circumcised, Straight, Drug free, disease free.

COVID vaxxed boosted. You should be too.

One of my 2023 Resolutions is to make a new friend, match up our wants and needs, and become ongoing, in-person JO Buds. In that order.

I know exactly what I want, and what I do not want.

Wants:

  • Jerking Off together
  • Crossing Swords
  • Comparing
  • Measuring
  • Jerking each other
  • Frotting
  • Cum Tributing pics together
  • Double-Penetrating a Fleshlight
  • Talking and Bro-ing out to porn celebs tiktok girls

Hard No’s:

  • Penetration
  • Oral
  • Kissing
  • Drugs
  • Poor manners
  • Online-only
  • Unsolicited dick pics

Most importantly if chatting with me is a way for you to get off today—and you have zero intentions of ever meeting up—do not message me. I don’t want an online bud.

Send over a DM or Reddit mail and let’s see if we’re a good match. When you reply, tell me… Stats? Orientation? Ethnicity? Circumcised? What are you looking for? What are your hard no’s?

Let’s talk.

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