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Need some funny ideas to weird out my neighbors
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So my neighbors are psychopaths and today we had to call the police when they stormed outside their house and verbally assaulted my mom while accusing us of spying on them even though we only put up cameras after their son destroyed our property. These people have been harassing us for months and none of it was provoked on our end. In fact the whole neighborhood knows they’re trouble. Basically they crossed a line and the cops said we can’t do anything legally since they technically didn’t step foot on our property. Well now Im dedicated to being their worst nightmare within legal limits. Im already buying weird masks off Amazon to wear in the yard and am going to create a gnome sacrificial cult pit in the yard where their cameras point to on our property. I just want to do the weirdest behavior type shit to make them constantly be paranoid. Give me some ideas.

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Randomly go out and vacuum your lawn.

Mutter weird things to yourself as you walk around.

We put up reflective window cling to keep our from looking in our side that faces our NFH.

I also have 5ft skeletons that I dress in clearance costumes and place them in random spots. Currently there is one in a rainbow clown wig, tank top, shorts, and crocs sitting on a patio chair.

They recently put up a camera so I will hold up notecards “Love Actually” style and just have random stuff on there. One day it was every letter of the alphabet in a different font.

I have consulted with the local PD and our lawyer. None of this falls under harassment or can be pursued outside of trying to make it a civil matter.

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