I love when people recognize me in public and ask me to fuck.

I went to Applebee's in Burlington for a steak lunch by myself and this blond in her early 40's kept looking at me from across the restaurant from the moment I entered the door.

I sat down and told the cheerful waitress that I'd like a medium -rare steak and a cup of coffee as I sat alone in one of the rear booths. As I watched the ring of televisions around the bar, the woman across the restaurant was captivated by her phone but punctuated with attempts at making eye contact.

Quickly after my meal was served, she walked across the restaurant to sit with me.

"Can I help you?" I asked as she sat down.

"Yeah! -This you?" she said, sliding her phone a few inches towards me, showing me my own Reddit page. Her smile was that of a person satisfied by her detective work paying off dividends.

"Obviously, yes." I said, wiping the steak from my lips. "You caught me. Now what?"

She asked "Do you have any rubbers?"

"... That's not something I usually bring to a restaurant." I said, catching her drift.

Well, she got up with a smirk and walked back to her own table.

I finished my meal smiling, occasionally maintaining eye contact with the detective that made me.

Before leaving, I needed to use the men's room. I felt like I needed to shit, so I sit down in a stall. Not 30 seconds go by, as I check my Reddit for any messages from my admirer when she lets herself into the bathroom and knocks on my stall.

"The narwhal bacons at midnight", she said as she softly tapped on the outside of the stall door, and illicited a laugh from me.

Before even wiping, she lets herself into my stall, takes a knee on the hard tile floor, takes my prick into her mouth and tries to gobble down all of it. "It's literally been a decade since I've had a blumpkin!" I said to myself and her.

As I tried to cover myself, she moved one hand while holding my shoulder back with another.

She opened up her mouth to play with her tongue around her lips. She lowered her head towards my crotch. As her drool dripped down the tip of my length to my sack, she grabbed one hand on my shaft as kneeded my sack like a bag of marbles. She made sure to give up all of the sticky, slimy snot from the back of her throat using me to help her.

She giggled as I let out an uncomfortable fart and took that as a sign to use me even HARDER. She brought herself to tears as she tried to expand her throat wider.

Once she was thorough with providing her homemade sex lube, she sat her tight wet slot on me and rode me. Her gooey girl grool left thick white bubbly cum ring around me, puddling a ring around me. Her pussy was so tight that my cock began to bend with every intentional thrust.

As I was just about to pop, she hopped off of me, pulled her pants back to her waist as she left me ruined, jizzing my seed onto the floor.

Thanks, brave blond Redditor, for reminding me how much fun being recognized in public is. ❤️