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PART 3: Reviewing Past Dunk Contests: 2010 What a Stinker
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We are back for the 3rd dunk contest.

Previous

2008

2009

I'm excited: I don't know who will be in it (I'm guessing Nate Robinson again). LeBron said he'd be in this years, but I highly doubt it.

Shout out to u/rmeq who wants me to grade out of 50 instead of 10. Will do from now on.

Contestants:

DeMar DeRozan (From Raptors)

Shannon Brown (LA Lakers)

Gerald Wallace (Bobcats)

Nate Robinson (NY Knicks)

(No LeBron. Shouldn't be surprised)

Reggie, Kenny, and Barkley as broadcasters.

Judges: (Almost all previous Dallas Mavericks)

Mark Aguirre,

Rolando Blackman

Derek Harper

Dominque Wilkins

Spud Webb

Round 1:

DeMar DeRozan. First dunk he had was in his 9th grade he said. Jesus.

He's going to dunk from behind the basket, runs up under the basket, and between his legs and reverses it two handed.

My Score: 44

Solid dunk, I'm impressed. Good for a first dunk to warm up the night.

Actual Score: 42

Shannon Brown:

Career High: 7.8 PPG this season.

Aww Kobe. Still makes me sad.

He runs the court, launches from a big step inside free throw line, switches hands in air and dunks it.

It reads a lot more impressive than it was.

My Score: 38. I wasn't impressed.

Actual Score: 37. Hey, the judges agreed with me.

Gerald Wallace:

Misses a clutch behind the head. 2nd attempt gets it.

Spike Lee looks bored after that one.

My Score: 39. This is a dunk contest, not just a relaxed dunk time. This SHOULD BE better.

Actual Score: 38.

Nate Robinson:

I'm dying, Charles Barkley notices Nate have a Gatorade pouch gel and asks

"Have you noticed that Gatorade doesn't work for players who suck?"

Dammit Charles.

Nate gets ready. misses his first attempt. Bounces it off the ground, windmill two handed slam.

This first round has been a let down so far. It seems like it'll be the bottom of the barrel contest so far. Fingers crossed it gets better.

My Score: 43

Actual Score: 44.

What is with the judges scoring one point above mine?

2nd Dunk:

I'm not a fan of fan votes for the winner. It kinda is just a let down, but whatever.

Shannon Brown:

Kobe is assisting him. Throws it up, Shannon catches it and 2 handed slam.

My Score: 35. I haven't seen any creativity. Total: 73

Actual Score: 41 (WHAT?) Total 78.

Gerald Wallace:

Flip Murray helps. Kenny says someone needs to bring it. He's upset how boring this is. I don't feel so bad now. Reggie says he's gonna get his sneakers and show them how it's done. Dwight Howard is laughing, fans look bored.

Gerald Wallace catches it, goes around the hoops and throws it in. Even he looks bored.

My Score: 40. (Total: 70)

Actual Score: 40 (Total: 78)

DeMar DeRozan:

Sonny Weems arrives again to help. Again, WHO??

Throws it off the side of the backboard as he runs behind and catches it, windmill slam. Finally, a GOOD DUNK!

My Score: 47 It made me happy to see some excitement. (Total 91)

Actual Score: 50 (I think they were just so happy to see a good dunk) (Total: 92)

Nate Robinson:

With Danilo Gallinari.

Danilo throwing it up and Nate catches it for a 360. This was just a dunk to get into a final.

My Score: 44 (Total: 87)

Actual Score: 45 Total (89)

Totals:

My Score:

Demar: 91

Nate: 89

Shannon: 73

Gerald: 70

Actual Score: DeMar 91

Nate: 87

Gerald & Shannon: 78

Finals:

DeMar vs Nate

Fan Votes winner

Nate 1st Dunk

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders here. Nate behind the hoop. Tries to jump in, windmill slam. Misses first two attempts. Changes it to outside the 3 point line, throws it up catches the bounce, two hand dunk.

My Score: 38. Boring. This contest has blew chunks.

Demar 1st Dunk:

w/ Sonny Weems.

Weems throws it off the backboard and DeMar jumps over him to dunk it. First one misses barely. 2nd goes in easily.

My Score: 41.

Demar should win this. This dunk should've been higher but he pushed off! I hate that!

Nate's final dunk:

Cheerleaders are back. He's not doing anything with them though.

Throws it off the backboard, catches it, reverse dunk with two hands.

Probably his best dunk tonight.

My Score: 46. The clutch gave him an extra couple points. Nate has 3 dunks all season so far apparently.

Demar Final Dunk:

He's going back far, asking people to move.

Free throw line dunk, but he jumped a foot inside. Missed. He tries the second time, inside the line, clutch double hand dunk. Commentators just said DeMar lost this with this dunk.

My Score: 36

Final Score:

DeMar 77

Nate: 84.

Actual winner: I'm with Charles,

"Maybe Nobody will win." This was a stinker

51% of the vote: Nate Robinson.

This one BLEW. Almost made me want to stop watching. This was sad.

Ranking Dunk Contests:

  1. 2008
  2. 2009
  3. 2010

I'll be back for 2011. Nothing more to say for this one.

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