Bonus points if you caught the movie reference.

I need a brain buzz. Someone to entice me with their words, thoughts, beliefs, and intelligence. I miss conversation that flows organically in any and all directions. Give me your attention, your bad jokes, and your flirtatious sarcasm. I will do the same.

I love science, astronomy, astrology, and mysteries. I have a soft spot for Disney, Pixar, and Dreamworks, and I love old black-and-white cartoons. I read thriller and fantasy novels and the occasional smut, still make playlists for my friends and family, and I love the idea of traveling to different parts of the world, but hate the process of travel itself. I would be happy with a teleportation machine that takes me somewhere instantaneously. I sing my heart out, dance around the kitchen until my kids flush with embarrassment, and love the smell of ripe watermelons.

I am a short plus-sized woman (size 22). I have the curves in all the right places, sure, but I also have a belly, chubby upper arms, thighs like damn, and a small double chin that I can hide with angles. Honesty is the best policy, even here.

I am cute, love tattoos, my humor is dry and peppered with sarcasm, and I talk a lot of shit when I get comfortable with someone. I love voice messages, video chats when we can, and those back-and-forth conversations that can last for hours.

I am open to the possibilities of what this could be – online is great. In person is great. One that flows into the other is even better. Only one though. I want to be your one and you can be my one. Every shape, size, color, age (over 18), and gender are welcome. I love body mods, beards, curves, sweetness, dirty minds, and kindness.

No, I don’t have Snapchat or Kik. I prefer Telegram or here. Open to pic exchanges from the get-go because we should want to physically fuck one another at some point. My OPSec is on point and I am available for anything/everything conversations a lot.

I don’t have an Only Fans and I don’t want to see yours. More power to you, but no, thank you.

Please be in the US.

Tell me about you.

P.S. Ladies: Even if you aren't interested in women romantically, feel free to send me a message. I could always use new friends to banter with, especially in this fucked up little lifestyle.