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25 [F4M] #Online - Open Position for Pocket Obsession
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aromatic_mud8128 is a female age 25 looking for a male in online
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I want someone to get to know and slow burn with. To submit your resume, have the following qualifications:

• Impeccable sense of humor (The more unhinged, the better) • A nice face to look at - Nice hair and a dazzling smile are needed. • Anywhere from 25-40 • Not just looking for a piece of meat and emotionally available (Surprisingly enough, I'm a real person and not a bot trying to sell my snap. Can't confirm that I'm not the pig transformation lady though). • Ideally, you're not a cake eater. I find that I usually have a better connection with someone in a similar situation to mine. •Have the ability to talk often, I understand we both have lives but I'm not looking for a few messages here and there or only while you're at work. You're preferably located in the US/MST.

Now you may want to know what you'll be finding in this deal:

• A curvy, goofy brunette with a nice face, a whole lotta ass, and a healthy amount of sass who's also in a long term relationship (Obligatory not looking to change your situation or mine, blah blah blah) and located in MST • Tittilating conversation (Yes, I chose that because it includes the word tit and I sometimes have the humor of a middle school boy) • Lots of time on my hands usually (Idle hands are the devil's plaything after all)

If any of this tickled your fancy and you meet the requirements, apply by chat, I hate the messaging function on here.

ALSO, I will try to respond to anyone that puts effort into their message to me and fits the criteria so I'm sorry if I don't respond right away.

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a female
Age
25
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a male
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2 days ago