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32 [M4F] - Missouri/Online - Looking for a cutie pie online FWB
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nerdguy1993 is a male age 32 looking for a female in Missouri
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Is saying ā€œcutie pieā€ weird? Whatever, you get it.

Hey there! Like the title said, Iā€™m looking for an online FWB situation with a self-described cute girl. Emphasis on the friendā€¦ and the benefits.

Iā€™ve been around on here for a long while, and what Iā€™ve noticed most is that most of the time, both sides have unrealistic expectations of the whole thing. Weā€™re all here because weā€™re already ā€œtaken,ā€ which just inherently means that nobody can check all the boxes when it comes to availability, FULL transparency, emotional commitment, etc.

So Iā€™m hoping to approach things now from a more reasonable angle. Iā€™m not looking for an insanely deep emotional relationship - thatā€™s not to say I wouldnā€™t love for that to happen organically, but thatā€™s unrealistic givenā€¦ everything. I mean shoot, weā€™ve probably both got spouses, kids, pets, jobs, etc. and forming that kind of connection would be a happy accident.

What Iā€™m looking for is a girl, preferably like 25-45 years old, that isnā€™t looking for something SUPER serious, but wants somebody that will care about her, ask about her day, learn things about her, and yeah obviously want to get in her online pants. And ideally that girl is hoping to find that with me!

Physically Iā€™m pretty standard - right at 6ā€™ tall, was a college athlete so once upon a time I was very fit and life hasnā€™t pushed me past the ā€œdad bodā€ yet, blue eyes, brown hair, and definitely up for exchanging selfies or whatever early to get that out of the way!

So yeah, thanks for reading my rambling post and feel free to send me a chat if youā€™re interested at all in what Iā€™m putting down :)

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