Hi, and thanks ever so much for stopping by.

TL;DR: Mature London guy would like to meet a woman for friendship, sex and LOLs.

Cards on the table:

I’m in a dead-and-buried-bed. Staying together for the usual reasons of financial stability, and childcare. I’m neither a cake eater nor interested in random hookups.

Me:

I’m 54, 176cm 85kg, fit, healthy, and brush up okay in a certain light or if you’re not wearing your glasses. 😉

*Educated, well-travelled, well-read, and well-hung.

*(Com)passionate, ENFP-A, affectionate, emotionally-intelligent, humanitarian, feminist, LGBT ally, politically left, animal & eco-friendly. Known for a having good sense of self and humour, and a friendly, caring, demeanour.

*Non-judgemental, neurodivergent-positive, (neurotypicals are also more than welcome), and work in the cultural arts sector.

*Demisexual with a side order of sapio, served with a large slice of cake and a nice glass of wine.

*Likes art-house films, political/philosophy podcasts, Scandi-Noir, a wide variety of music, David Lynch, David Bowie, The Great American Novel, anti-capitalism, good old-fashioned snogging and cunnilingus. Looking forward to the rest of season 2 of Severance (perhaps your innie would enjoy my outie 😉), Slow Horses, Silo, and the dissolution of The Monarchy.

You:

Probably (but not necessarily) attached, sharing some of the qualities above and looking for something similar.

I’m hoping to step out of our regular lives together once in a while to indulge in some much-missed fun, reciprocal appreciation and supportive and affectionate companionship. I am always happy to discuss our respective preferences so that both our wishes are met, with all the butterflies, support, and giggles in equal measure.

I’m sorry, (not sorry) but if you’re a Tory (do they even exist any more?), Farage/Trump supporter, climate-change/Covid19 denier, racist, TERF, SWERF or any other type of bigot then I’m not going to want to meet you, but all the very best in your search.

Once we get past the initial cautious circling we can discuss how we’d like to proceed, finding room for each of our circumstances and to meet as and when our respective stars align, without any boat-rocking, apple-cart overturning or expectations beyond good friendship, and really good sex.

Drop me a quick line if I’ve piqued your interest, or just to roast my post (it’s about 50/50 atm).

All the very best,

xJJx