I’m just your typical under-appreciated husband and father in a lonely, DB marriage who wants to find a wonderful AP for the long term. Below I describe important aspects of myself. Please message me right away if I sound like your type!

I am always kind to others, even when stressed or having a bad day. But as the years tick by, I find myself making excuses to spend more time alone (or the urge to do so has started tugging on my mind), because the truth is that most people bore me.

I am smart but not a "nerd.” I am fascinated by how things work, and by why reality is as it is. I read voraciously. I would happily spend Friday evenings curled up inside a magnificent blanket fort, excitedly talking about some cool new neuroscience research that just came out, or the latest awesome(ly terrifying) thing someone did with AI, or trying to work out what it means to exist.

I don’t follow any sports religiously, and think it's ridiculous to schedule my life (and emotional state 😂) around commercialized teams.

I am ambitious about my career, but also realize that career isn't everything.

I am 5’10”, handsome (I’ve been told), and a runner. Of course there's more to an affair than looks, but physical intimacy is extremely important too and you can't force attraction. That being said, there are plenty of things that don't phase me one bit. Stretch marks? Bring 'em on. Acne? Don't care. A little extra weight? Fine. Imperfection is sexy.

I am pro meow.

Being in nature is my happy place, and I get a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest when I think about living out in the woods in a cozy cabin somewhere away from everyone (even if the reality of a life without same-day grocery delivery is hard to accept.) Of course we’re not going to end our marriages to live on 200 acres together in NH, so this is a moot point.

I remember what it felt like to see the world through a lens of childlike wonder. In some ways, I still do see it that way.

My humor leans witty/sarcastic/dry, with a slight dark & creepy twist. And I am really great (this is either regrettable or wonderful, depending on your perspective) at that’s-what-she-said jokes.