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From what I hear, there’s no shortage of them on Reddit. And with the new administration, there’ll be even more clowns in DC. We will all be spoiled for choice.
There’s this fantasy of limerence-at-first-sight that motivates me. I imagine I’ll meet someone who likes me because I’m a brainy, snarky, witty guy (with a nice bod, brushed teeth, and respectful demeanor).
The reality is - I’m not perfect. Far from it. I do have a DADT marriage. I do offer flexibility, discretion, and independence. I’m a great flirt but I’m a mediocre sexter. I’m far more likely to send you pictures of what I’m cooking than what I’m packing, if you catch my drift.
Ideally I would be a lot like your favorite band - you prefer the live experience. So I am focused on meeting and talking to people close to me. You are welcome to message me if you aren’t in the DMV, or are visiting, but our connection will be fleeting.
If you’re interested, send me a chat with a little about yourself. How old you are and what you’re looking for in a secret boyfriend would be a good start.
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