1. The best way to keep a secret is never tell anyone. Discretion assured and expected in return.

2. About the number of years I've been married. How about you?

3. About the number of years I've tried to convince myself that this relationship is providing the physical element that would be sustainable to any marriage.

4. Boundaries respected always.

5. I set my own hours so at least have some flexibility during the day. Making 2 married schedules mesh could be hard but maybe part of the fun too.

6. Am looking for more than just a one time thing. Would like to establish a longer term relationship based on respect and fun. Would like to think we could be friends as well as much more.

7. Open to any and all limitations on what this might be - chat only, hands only, oral only. Probably too much information, just be honest with your expectations. I've been living off breadcrumbs for years.

8. I'm not George Clooney but I'm not Steve Buscemi either. I guess I would expect no more or less from you. 

9. Its just takes two people in the same boat.

10. Despite all else, I really am just a normal, nice guy. I signed up for this marriage thinking that certain things might improve and I guess just can't keep kidding myself that they are. I'm a graduate degree educated professional, I don't drink to excess, I don't smoke or use drugs.  This isn't how I hoped or dreamed my marriage would look like but if you're in the same sort of passionless marriage and are looking to change the status quo, I'd love to talk more. Look, I admit it. This isn't the best place to meet someone but...its an introduction if nothing else. If you're reading this its for a reason, why not give it a chance? Am NOT looking for a  penpal, lets email or text a few times but would like to meet sooner rather than later for a drink or coffee and lets just see if there's a spark. Please be reasonably close to Madison (or have tons of available time!)

I hope my ad doesn't seem flippant. I've got some rare free time to myself coming up and this is something I've thought about a lot and take seriously. I guess I'm just trying to separate myself from the crowd. Hope to hear from you.