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You didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? Me either.
I wanted more than what I have at home.
A woman who wants me as much as I want her.
I'd like to unwrap intelligence, desire, communication, warmth, and excitement. I'd love a big box of goofy smiles that happen uncontrollably when I get a text from you, a stocking full of electricity when we kiss.
Here's what you'll find under the tree: Married, well-educated man, white collar, fit. 5’10”, blue-gray eyes and brown hair (now tastefully dusted with silver). I no longer travel much for work, but I'm highly mobile and get around the entire Chicago area. Don't hesitate to reach out if you're within a couple hours of the 'burbs. I don't have a specific age range or body type in mind, but somewhere around my age will probably work better for both of us. You be the judge of that. Be reasonably healthy and comfortable with your body.
Open this not-so-plain cardboard box and find all the good surprises in store! I promise I’ll fulfill your wishlist.
I want the whole package in a lover. You do, too. Stop settling for the lumps of coal. Reach out and let’s make some magic happen.
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