It’s a question I have asked myself on here for quite sometime. How does a guys post stand out from the other 4,927,825 M4F posts that are posted every second on here? What can I offer that other men don’t that makes me stand out? Well, when I stumble across the rare F4M posts (yes they do exist, and not quite extinct just yet) I find there are a couple of points that the majority of women require which are;

Wanting more than 9-5 contact - I usually work 7-6ish so you get at least an extra 3 hours with me than the usual

Not being a serial killer - I Googled it and you only class as a serial killer if you have more than 1 so as per Google I’m NOT a serial killer

Start the chat with more than just ‘hey…’ - I mean putting ‘hey, how are you?’ Is more right? Although that has a zero success rate too smh

Of course I am just kidding with these answers to the above although from a personal perspective I might add!

So a bit about me I’m 38 in the south of the UK married for 7 years, the usual dead bedroom (we don’t even sleep in the same room) etc etc, I have 4 minions and 1 fur baby who really is a man’s best friend, 6’1 and yes ladies us guys know it is THAT inch that makes all the difference 😏 Bluey green eyes light brown hair, facial hair (more than stubble but less than a food catcher) athletic mixed with a slight dad bod loves playing and watching sports, listening to music, I enjoy banter a lot life is too short and boring with out it.

What can I offer you? 18/7 communication (I mean I got to sleep at some point) those good morning and those good night messages and everything in between, those type of messages that will make you smile, if we get on really well then I would just focus on you, I promise you will live too I’m not a serial killer at all 🙃 I’ll do everything I can to pick you up when you are low and keep you smiling when you are happy (maybe with a dad joke or 2 🤷🏼‍♂️😂)

What do I want from you I hear you ask? Well next to nothing really, I would prefer if you were in GMT or close to it but it’s not a necessity and 18 and that’s it. I think we can decide in the chat if it’s working or not as we are adults after all, I promise you wouldn’t get ghosted neither would you be abused if you decided it wasn’t working I understand we’re not all going to get on the way we ideally want to. I’m happy to swap pictures whenever you feel comfortable to do so.

If this post has stood out from the crowd then send me a DM and let’s see where this goes it could be the best decision you’ve made in the last 3 seconds