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Well, maybe it's not totally a mid life crisis but it's not not a mid life crisis.
I'm a clean-cut, semi-nerdy, successful, "normal" professional, attractive, very much HWP white dude who you probably would not expect to be here. I get along with everyone. I love meetings Ng and getting to know people. I make smartass comments. I have a bunch of hobbies. I'm laid back and fun and easy to talk to. I believe that Philly is the greatest city on earth and Paris is in 2nd place. Go birds.
I know you're out there. You're smart and laid back and cool and just as lonely in your marriage as I am but leaving it isn't in the cards..at least not now. The bedroom is greatly lacking excitement and connection. You love modeling lingerie.
Ok, that last part is optional but as long as we're wishing. Ya know?
Let's talk. Let's be honest and open with each other. Let's not take life too seriously and just see what happens. Let's have fun together. Let's sneak around. Let's have the best affair ever.
Wishful thinking? Yep. But it's like parking in the city. You don't just assume that three blocks away is the only choice. You start at the dream spot and work your way out. Maybe you're the dream spot?
I make an excellent partner in crime and I text like a 14 year old girl so I'll keep you company whenever you want it. And I'll make you laugh or your money back.
Looking for an AP sucks rocks. How about you and me get outta here?
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