Hi, and thanks ever so much for stopping by.

Cards on the table:

I’m in a dead-and-buried-bed LTR, staying together for the usual reasons of financial stability, and childcare. Definitely not a cake eater and neither should you be.

I’m 54, 177cm 87kg, fit, healthy, and brush up okay in a certain light or if you’re not wearing your glasses. 😉

Me: Educated, well-travelled, well-read, and well-hung. Emotionally-intelligent, humanitarian, passionate, affectionate, feminist, LGBT positive, politically left, animal & eco-friendly. I’m enthusiastic about the arts, respectful, non-judgemental, neurodivergent-positive, (neurotypicals are also more than welcome), and work in the cultural industries. A (semi) demisexual with a side order of sapio, seasoned with a pinch of hedonism, known for a having good sense of self and humour, and a friendly, caring, demeanour. I like SF, political podcasts, anti-capitalism and cunnilingus and am looking forward to the dissolution of the monarchy and season 2 of Severance.

I’m hoping to find a way around our mutual lack of affection and intimacy and to step out of our regular lives once in a while to indulge in some much-missed fun, reciprocal appreciation and caring, affectionate companionship.

You: Probably (but not necessarily) attached, sharing some of the qualities above and looking for something similar. If you’re reading this with half a mind to take that initial step, then I’d like to think that I’m a safe and supportive choice to take that step with. I come with excellent OPSEC and am always happy to discuss our respective plights, pickles and preferences so that both our wishes are met, with all the butterflies, support, and giggles in equal measure.

I’m sorry, but if you’re a Tory (do they even exist any more?), Farage supporter, climate-change denier, racist, TERF, SWERF or any other type of bigot then I’m not going to want to meet you, but all the very best in your search.

Also, I have no idea what Snapchat or Discord are so if that’s going to be your preferred method of communication please give an old man a break.

Once we get past the initial cautious circling we can discuss how we’d like to proceed, finding room for each of our circumstances and to meet as and when our respective stars align, without any expectations beyond good friendship, and very good sex.

Drop me a quick line if I’ve piqued your interest.

TL;DR: London guy would like to meet a woman for sex and LOLs in the new year please and thank you.

xJJx