Hi fellow cheaties!

I keep telling people that I’m nearing retirement in this lifestyle. I have a good life, but somehow still feel like my marriage fails to provide me with things that I “want.” I want it all, attention and friendship. Meaning the nice convo, the naughty convo, the butterflies, the giggles, the waiting until the next time we see each other, sharing parts of lives - even if they’re secret, phone calls, texts, etc. - obviously as much as our “real lives” allow. I want to be excited about someone, and for them to be excited about me too. I’d like you to have the freedom (financially and otherwise) to do this. I’m not in a rush and would like to actually get to know you before we decide to bang. But time moves fast here and I understand that as well, for whatever it’s worth.

You: I usually lend myself to tall, nerdy, white men who are dicks, but still know how to be sweet. Like, give me some shit and give me a run for my money intellectually, please. I’m totally open to men who are not my “type” as long as you’re tall! I’ve always wanted to bang a lumberjack. 😂I think 35-45 is a good age range, save we won’t have things in common if you’re too much older. Also, be able to carry a conversation. Sports, books, current events. Just, have something to say & be consistent. I don’t want someone who just wants to arrange a meet up or whatever once in a blue moon. I want to like, LIKE you. Ya know?

About me: girly girl, kinda cute, kinda cool and can hold my own. I am driven, worldly, considerate, funny and can talk about most subjects. Looks wise, mid/plus size and active, love moving my body and working out… someone once called this “fatfit-ish” and it resonated with me. I’m blonde, have a nice face and sometimes dress like a 12 year old boy. I can’t help it, I just really love KITH, okay?!! (bonus points if you understand that statement haha!) 😂 I enjoy my peloton but am just as happy taking a walk on a trail somewhere. I have lots of interests but I’ll leave those for later. Also no kids, so just know I can’t fully relate there. I am totally worth it, but maybe a little whiny. I’m fairly low maintenance as long as we are both good at communicating in terms of what we want and what is going on. I am a yapper so, I’ll always have something to say. I’d like to do this with ONE person for a LONG while. Sharing things like books, TV shows, silly stuff. And, I love phone calls and voice notes.

I know this was a long post but if you’ve made it this far tell me what you think my go-to order is at Starbies. Or, tell me yours!