Ahhh, here we go again... I’m back, clearly a glutton for punishment 😂. But hey, let's get to it—here’s a little about me: I’m 32, a mom to one, and a self-proclaimed NYT Mini Game queen (yes, I’m that person who gets way too competitive over a crossword). When I’m not flexing my brain, you can catch me watching Takedown by Chris Hansen, or indulging in some other trash TV. Don't judge me! 😅

I like to say shopping is my cardio, at this point, it might as well be an addiction. Once we’re comfortable, I’ll probably start sending you mini "fashion shows" of my latest hauls.

So, what am I looking for? Well, I need someone funny, kind, witty, and able to actually hold a conversation (if you're someone who only texts in one-word replies, we're not a match). I’m also not looking for someone who’s “too busy” for this, so if you can only talk between certain hours, it probably won’t work. Someone who isn't scared to double text me, or tell me how he feels. I know its hard being vulnerable(I mean, look at our marriages), but I need those words of affirmation. Oh, and no cake-eaters, please, so anyone happily married, keep it moving. 😬

To be blunt, I’m on here because my husband feels more like a roommate than a partner. If that’s your situation too, we’ll probably vibe. Now, I know people like to act like physical attraction is shallow, but if we move from emotionally texting to seggsy texting, chemistry is pretty important, right? So here’s the rundown of what I’m looking for physically: 25-40, 5'10" , skinny, nerdy, and a bit of a weirdo. I’m not into facial hair beyond a little stubble (but if you can pull off the full beard, more power to you). Please be prepared to share a photo in our first few messages, no pressure, but if i don't get a photo within the first 5 messages, I'll stop replying. ✌️

What you’ll get from me: I’m funny (at least I think so), I’m a constant communicator, and I’ll make sure you never feel like you’re waiting around for a text. I've been told I talk too much, so hopefully you like reading what I have to say 😜. I’m also competitive as hell, so let’s race to see who can solve the NYT Connections in the fewest tries. Bonus points if you can name a song for literally any word I throw your way—seriously, I can connect anything to a song lol. I listen to everything from A7X to Meg Thee Stallion. 🎶

Physically, I’m short (5'3"), curvy (but definitely not plus-sized—apparently, people here have a weird misconception that “curvy” = “plus-sized”), black, and I’d say attractive.

If you liked what you read and think you fit the description, drop me a message with your favorite song (or whatever’s on repeat for you right now). No song = no reply. Happy hunting!