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37 [M4F] #DC - do you need some Vitamin D in your life this winter?
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childless-cat-guy is a male age 37 looking for a female in District of Columbia
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And by Vitamin D, I mean vitamin dick-in-a-box … of chocolates.

I spent lots of the summer running and sunning outside so I am fully charged up. I have plenty of vitamin D to share. You can have it in all sorts of ways. Straight up. All at once. Or maybe savoring the mouthfeel?

Amine, the choices are beri-beri compelling. No, I will not apologize for this scurvy pun.

I’ve never believed in monogamy because I rarely saw it when I was growing up. Am I cynical? Realistic? I’m complicated, just like you and seek clarity just like you 😉 if you aren’t clear to yourself on who or what you’re looking for, how can you know what to seek out?

In the spirit of clarity: I appreciate all messages, however I am only looking for locals who are open to meeting in the new year. We all need something to look forward to, don’t we? And no anxious newbies, please. My introduction to this lifestyle and its consequences was quite early. I seek someone similarly … experienced.

I’m very comfortable talking about politics, intersectionality, and steam-y (science, technology, art, math - why are you surprised?) topics. I always feel bad for not being into sports, so if you are, you will have to be patient with my questions. I never got good at sports that require teamwork, matching uniforms, or the ability to kick a ball. The sweet science though? That was my jam.

If you’d like to talk send an introduction with your age, location, and what you’re looking for in an affair. I am discreet, fun, in decent shape, endowed above and below the belt, and have no interest in running your life or ruining it. I only offer a quiet harbor for our shared interests, desires, and eventually, inside jokes.

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