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That's right, let's hear it! And triple the points if you don't pick Jurrasic Park. Much like a child actor, it was famous in the 90's and been riding that wave ever since.
OK, so why are you here? You might be in a similar situation as myself. Relationship has gone on a few years, but things are dead. Sex is something you only see on TV and hasn't been brought up in your household for a while. Your bedroom is so dead a necromancer would take one look and say " I can't do shit with this."
Or maybe it's just emotionally dead? Been there too. I enjoy banal small talk as much as the next person, but when you feel like you have nothing left to talk about, it's preferable to go get some cavities filled just so you have someone to talk to.
I'm the very rare 5'11 who doesn't round up to six feet. With the looks of someone who used all three genie wishes to try and become handsome, curly brown hair, and a body that says "Hmm, I have never done manual labor a day in my life, but I sure as hell can lift heavy shit up as long as it is in a gym type setting."
Hobbies? I read. A lot. Just so much. I also tend to my bonsai trees, train my cats to poop in a toilet (no success yet), play video games, and some pickleball on occasion. I love to dance, sing horrible karaoke, and my trivia game is on point. Seriously, just try me.
Anyhow, let's talk! I would love to get to know you and I'm usually available most of the day. Seriously, I will talk to you about anything. Except llamas. Don't get me started, they know what they did.
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