About my situation:

I’m currently in a long-term relationship with a wonderful person who I deeply care about. Unfortunately, our bedroom has become the emotional equivalent of a flat tire. It's not that we don't care, it’s just that… well, we might as well be roommates with a shared Netflix account at this point. No, I’m not looking to change my living situation, but let’s just say, I could use a little more spark in my life. If you’re going to judge me for that, you might want to keep moving, because I’m not here for unsolicited opinions. Thanks!

About me:

I’m a 52-year-old man who’s somehow mastered the art of loving life despite the chaos. Happy, healthy, and extremely optimistic about absolutely everything (sometimes annoyingly so, sorry). I’ve recently realized I’m an extroverted introvert with a sprinkle of ADHD and a side of OCD—so yeah, if you see me hyper-focus on organizing my sock drawer, don’t be alarmed, it's just my vibe. Oh, and squirrels? Always a distraction.

I’m into a healthy lifestyle now—yes, I’ve turned into one of those people, but hey, it was either that or faceplant into a bag of chips. No kids, love my work, and when I’m not conquering the world, I’m vegging out on trashy reality TV or watching grown adults kick a ball around for 90 minutes. Also, if you ever want to discuss why reality TV is so addicting, I’m your guy.

What I need:

Here’s the deal: I need someone who can keep up with my energy and enthusiasm for absolutely everything. I don’t want to just be a "Good morning" text and a "Good night" kiss. I want the whole package—the awkward “What’s for dinner?” conversations, the shared eye-rolls at bad commercials, and all that random stuff in between. The mundane stuff. Let’s build a connection that feels real, not just screen-shot worthy.

Sexually:

Let’s get to the good part. I’m a certified pleaser. Seriously. I’m the person who’s more focused on making sure you have a good time. Orgasm controller? Yeah, I got that title. Dominant? Sure, but not the scary kind. A little rough play? Absolutely, but let’s keep it fun. Bondage? Well, if that’s your thing, I can be flexible (no pun intended). Also, if you’re into sexting and phone calls that leave us both wondering if we’ll ever make it to work the next morning... I’m game.

Let’s just be clear: I’m looking for someone who wants more than just an occasional “Hey, let’s hang out.” If that’s you, then let’s chat… in more than 160 characters.