Here I am. Here we all are. I'll try to give you a good amount of detail while making it fun and easy to read...

My highlight reel:
- Married dad in CST, open to online or in person and I'm open to sharing pics relatively early to see if the physical attraction is there and mutual. I've been considered attractive by many. I've been considered unattractive by none. You can decide for yourself though.
- I fully understand what I'm getting into and my OpSec is air-tight.
- 6'4", 230lbs, former athlete, former comedian, formerly... happy? Content?
- I'm a writer by trade, successfully so and college educated.
- I have some tattoos, including a full sleeve. My tattoos are not my whole personality.
- I spend time in the gym, but I'm not a gym bro.
- As my title suggests, I'm extremely passionate about things. Maybe one of those things can be you...
- I'm into all sorts of music, hiking/camping/kayaking/climbing, I play in a competitive basketball league, I love a good Happy Hour, I'm 420-friendly, I have a pretty awesome woodworking shop in my garage, and I coach my kids' sports.
- My skillset includes: making people laugh, being an EXCELLENT kisser, writing creatively, overall leadership and decision making, cooking, emotional competence (I can talk about my feelings, OMG), kindness, trivia (you should see me slay Jeopardy), goofiness, depth, good conversation.
- My weaknesses include: temptation, procrastination, frustration.

What I'm looking for in you:
- You have a functioning brain and a vagina.
- You're looking for just one person to fill the gap. Literally and metaphorically.
- You're someone who has a good sense of humor, but doesn't need to insult your partner sarcastically as a means of "affection".
- I'm open to ages (maybe 22-23 or older though, for the sake of the age gap), all races, all religions, and politics... well, if you're really drinking the MAGA Kool-Aid we probably won't be a good fit, but I'm very centrist myself so people on both sides of the political spectrum are welcome.
- You feel equally sexy in both a slinky dress all dolled up as well as hair in a ponytail wearing my tee shirt with no makeup on. Chances are good I'll salivate over you either way if we connect.
- You don't just have generic or short conversations - you value depth and aren't afraid to talk to me about yourself and other things.

And what I'm looking for from us:
- Maybe catch feelings? I'm open to it, would be great if you are, too. Not trying to push or rush anything.
- Something long-term preferably.
- Something that's emotionally and sexually satisfying for both of us.
- We're not here to bash our existing partners. Venting to each other though, understandable.

I'm really missing someone who wants to know me, understand me, and who will appreciate me for the ways that I'm a unicorn. I want to give that to you, too. When I feel strongly for someone, she knows it. Feels it. And I take a lot of satisfaction in making my partner feel cared for, desired, and appreciated.

So what do you say? Want to test the waters here, together? Say hi!