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36 [M4F] #MI - Ho, Ho, Ho… ‘twas a married man before Christmas.
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BackFortyFlirty is a male age 36 looking for a female in Christmas, MI
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And all through the house, the creatures are stirring, was that a fucking mouse? Anyways… The coffee was made, freshly ground with care, in hopes that a hottie soon would message me here.

It’s a little chilly out, pumpkin spice and hot spiced cider season is almost gone and peppermint and candy canes are trying to slide.

Let’s snuggle up with our kindles and drink some foofoo fall drink and eat some cider mill donuts while we still can. Some apple pie moonshine? A joint? I’m down for either.

I’m super outdoorsy but I also love to spend days inside. Life is all about balance and relaxing is the one thing I can always do correctly.

These intros are weird so I’ll just get the basics out of the way. Need to be discreet for obvious reasons.(Not a republican) I’m not 6ft tall. I’m not in insane shape but I am active af. I have a father figure if you need one 😉. I’m an average guy. Large shirts, 32 Jeans. Dark hair, beard, tattoos, rides a motorcycle and listens to 2000’s alternative/emo, rock from the 1900’s (yeah I know I triggered some of you) or country music. I do go to random shows all the time so you’ll always get videos of live music when I’m out. I am SUPER sarcastic and I have a dry, dark and dirty sense of humor. Likes my coffee black or pumpkin spice latte. Eggs over medium and steak medium. Potato’s mashed, totted, or hashed and browned. Give me all the potatoes.

Don’t be judgy we all out here looking for something.

That is all.

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